Anonymous asked: Thanks, that's sound advice. Ever since I was little I've had such a stick up my butt about people copying me. It's so dumb and I know that I need to get a life and get over it, but it pisses me off. I guess integrity and being your own person is so important to me that when I see other people not doing that, it annoys me. But that's silly :)
Gala Darling actually has an article about this that you might find interesting.
Today we went to Sienna’s birthday party (she is turning 2) and in the middle of the party, she randomly stripped off all her clothes and started walking around naked. So now I have a photo of her, naked, sitting next to Max, who is fully clothed and holding a guitar. It’s a really absurd, surreal photo. And I can’t even post it anywhere because it contains a naked child.
Anonymous asked: Hi I've asked you about a friend that copies me a lot before, but recently she has been out of control. I got a new internship a few days ago and she just applied to the same one, she got the exact same sandals as me a few weeks ago, etc. I really don't know how to handle this situation without ending our friendship.
If I were you, I would bring it up pseudo-jokingly and see how she reacts. “Hey, that’s weird, it’s kind of like you’re trying to be my twin! Same internship, same shoes… What’s up with that?”
Other than that, though, I don’t think you really need to concern yourself with this, because it doesn’t seem to actually be impacting your life beyond just annoying you. If she has so little identity that she feels she needs to copy you, whatever. That’s her problem, not yours. Just keep living your life.
Anonymous asked: I'm excited for your exotic vacation plans!
Meee tooo! Nothing is confirmed yet, at all, though. We shall seeeeeee
- Mum: I need to find space for these mushrooms in the fridge.
- Me: Yeah. It doesn't look like we've got mush room in there.
I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the Sandman. It was immediately cut by the editor. She told me, “There’s no masturbation in the DC Universe.” To which my reaction was, “Well that explains a lot about the DC Universe.
Anonymous asked: can you give some advice to a sensitive-skinned lady who wants to shave her pubic hair? :)
Use hair conditioner instead of shaving cream. It’s much gentler and less drying.
Moisturize post-shave with a natural moisturizer like unrefined coconut oil.
Because telling fat people that they are in fact humans that deserve dignity and respect automatically means you’re ~*GLORIFYING OBESITY*~
By the way, don’t dribble on to me saying you worry about a fat person’s ‘health’. That’s just a bullshit excuse to voice your unwanted opinion on a fat person’s body considering you wouldn’t give a single flying fuckadoodle about someone’s health if they were skinny. Besides another person’s health is none of your damned business anyway. Run along now and preach to a choir that actually cares.
I’m going to be honest, so long as you’re not hurting anyone, you can eat soy sauce and milk duds all day long for all I care.thank you so much for this comic imp.