"haters back off" -miranda sings
yes, we get it. i, kate sloan: -am not conventionally good-looking -am not skinny -am a privileged, sheltered white girl -document my life too much -do not write conventional “pop tunes” -tell people when they’re pissing me off there is no need to inform me of these things. i am well aware. so you can stop hatin’ now, okay? everything you can accuse me of is either...
i suggest that everyone get in front of a camera naked when they’re nineteen…i...– jillian lauren, author of some girls: my life in a harem (from interview in bust)
best tweet ever
jclont @jamiebasso What are BJs? Is that some sort of food? 3:12 PM Apr 18th via moTweets in reply to jamiebasso
happy birthday, dear sloany...
bonjour. at 5 o’clock this morning, i turned EIGHTEEN. still freaking out a little bit, even though, as it turns out, being eighteen doesn’t actually change that much. i’m now legally able to rent & buy porn, go see any movie i want without an adult chaperone, & vote. is it weird that i’m not especially excited about any of that? i am about to have my...
I think between the ages of 15 & 32, don’t worry about getting married,...– Kelly Cutrone
beautiful colorful labret jewelry :) →
Me: Should I get my labret pierced? Henry & Kathleen: NOOOO!!! Me: …Why not? :( Henry: You’re naturally beautiful. Me: …You suck.
Sunny Beaches and Sequined Bikinis
(I wrote this piece for my creative writing class.) It was a stunning day. Sunshine sparkled on the surface of the lake and beat down on the smiling faces of the many people staying at the resort that week. Everyone else was stretched out on white plastic chaise lounges, relaxing and getting toasty tans – but I was inside, staring into the mirror at myself and my brand-new black sequined...
same person from before re: curvyness. i am...
I think you should make a folder on your computer & start saving pictures of beautiful curvy women who inspire you & make you see how gorgeous the natural female body is. (Some favorites of mine include Quinne Suicide, April Flores, & Xelia - do a Flickr search for any of the above & you’ll see what I mean.) Also, get rid of all your fashion magazines if you have them, stop...
journal entry: 10:43PM last night
HAHAHA, that was so funny. Happened on the walk home from Fiddler… A guy of about 22 stopped me to ask me, innocently enough, if I knew where he might find the nearest bar. (He was with a buddy.) I pointed out the one a couple blocks down. Then this: Him: What about you? Where are you going tonight? Me: Uh, home? Him (giving me that creeptastic up-&-down look): Why are you going home?...
momentary glance into sublime hazel eyes; we share this instant. i’m hyper-aware that you’re closer to me now than you were last week. our screaming laughter subsides, restarts, endlessly. we laugh & we LAUGH! rooted to the spot, we smile. it lasts forever. then, of course, it ends. wrapped up in silence that keeps us warm like lattes, we surge forth softly.
dear my grandmother:
your mind is as hazy & hole-ridden as our fast-depleting ozone layer & we are just as sad to see it go. every question is forgotten as soon as it is asked, so every answer must be repeated with utmost careful patience ten, twenty, thirty times. we line up your pills like dominoes, set them rolling with water & precise instruction, watch as the mirtazapine stretches your...
dear my ex-girlfriend:
i love your writing, the sloping Ds, misplaced capitals & zig-zagging consonants, love how it looks on the chalkboard, love even better how it looks in my box of old love letters. your hair is black & slick, like rainy-day tires in big empty sad parkades with smoky chain-link backdrops. i remember you kempt & boyish, ready to be fallen for. i remember you clean &...
We are doing a Harlequin Romance unit in my...
Oh, hello there. My name is Bentley Rydel. I live in the town of Wildervale, Arizona. I work on the cattle farm. It sure is hot out there in the fields. Sometimes I have to take off my shirt so’s I don’t sweat straight through it! The cattle and me, we get along fine. I like to think I’m a pretty tender fella, real gentle an’ all that, so they don’t complain none...
One Marathon by Reverie Sound Revue. My last.fm...
my 6 year old sister is in love with your style....
Oh my god, that is the cutest thing I’ve ever heard. Give her a hug for me, mmkay?! Ask me anything
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In 28 years, I’ve never had a desire to drive. What kind of loser wants a...– Tegan Quin
When you think about lesbian sex - and I am trying to be mature about it - you...– via liquorinthefront