June 2010
“The five rules of happiness:
1. Free your heart from hatred
2. Free your mind...”
– Gavin Creel
one forty plus: Soap Operas →
In the fictional universe of Soap Operas, do you think Soap Operas exist? Most movies acknowledge that movies exist. Most TV families own a television. So do Soap Operas play against a backdrop where somewhere in their universe on television a Soap Opera is playing? And if so, don’t you think at…
oh, okay. if that's who you are everyday then...
I used to get lots of questions like, “Don’t you think you try too hard to be artsy/quirky/indie?” & they made me really sad because those people couldn’t tell the difference between real quirkiness (which exists EVERYWHERE & is being suppressed EVERYWHERE) & the kind that’s manufactured to please other people. In the time that I’ve had a public...
the sad truth
Danielle Ate The Sandwich, formerly a well-liked folk singer/songwriter, is secretly a DEMENTOR!!!!
So watch out! She will eat your spirit & turn it into a “SONG,” whatever that means…
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boooring
5 Famous People to Invite to Your Dream Dinner Party, Dead or Alive.
Stephen Sondheim
Andy Kaufman
Marilyn Monroe
Regina Spektor
Jim Carrey
5 Bands/Musicians I’ve been Listening to A lot Lately.
Reverie Sound Revue
Tegan & Sara
Death Cab For Cutie
Daniel Bedingfield
Chelsea Logue
5 Things I’m addicted to.
the internet
overpriced lattes
peanut butter chocolate chip cookies...
“You give me a gift? BAM! Thank-you note.
You invite me somewhere? POW! RSVP....”
– Andy Bernard
One of the best sentences I've ever had to write:
“I wrote a limerick about homosexual duck necrophilia.”
incase you were wondering, here is the limerick:
there was a duck one day
who had good luck one day:
his friend up & died,
but rather than hide,
he had a great fuck that day.
5 tags
thinking about character
there is no place in my life for people who are weak of character, or malleable.
choose who you are & stick to it. don’t let your every attribute be blown away & revamped every time you spend time with someone new.
what’s the point of having an identity if you can’t even find one you like enough to stick with it?
few things turn me off a friendship faster than...
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Slow and Gentle
“I like it slow and gentle.”
“I know.”
She looked at me through her legs. Even the impeccable form of her Downward Dog couldn’t pacify that ferocious glare. “That’s not what I meant, Josh, and you know it.”
I chuckled. “So you like to do yoga slowly and gently. Yeah, it’s not even a little suggestive to mention that to your ex-husband as he’s being subjected to your neon pink spandex ass.”
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