Max: Wanna come to Mike's Music with me?
Me: What's near there that I would like to do?
Max: Um... Well there's a McDonald's.
Me: Wow. You think so little of me.
Max: Well, I know you like those chicken things.
Me: You know me so well.
Max: There's also that store you like, that sells those notepads you like... Uh... What are they called? Swirl pads?
Max: Yeah, that.
I wanna kiss you like a traffic jam. I wanna move slow… like a turtle with...– Shane Koyczan
The important thing to keep in mind when your writing a journal-esque moleskine...– Trenton Stahl discussing how college students should use Moleskines
Tru's bed is set up next to her food
Max: If Tru had her litterbox over there, she'd be set for life.
Me: Yep. She could just walk in a triangle again & again forever.
Max: She'd have everything she needs.
Me: No, she needs snugglin' sometimes.
Max: Well, let's make a baby.
Max: No, not you & me... Kate, you know what I meant!
I am so grateful that I can wake up every morning & choose what adventure to have today. I am so grateful that my life is full of love & laughter. I am so grateful that I can choose a better emotion to attract a better experience. I am so grateful that “spiritual” can be its own thing, unconnected to “religious.” I am so grateful that I live in this lovely colorful...
I'm very much in love with my boyfriend. We're...
First, learn about making sex safe. The best option is to talk to your doctor, if you feel comfortable doing that (& if you don’t, you should probably switch doctors). If you’re planning on going on the Pill, get a prescription for that from your doctor (or a birth control clinic in your city, which you can find by googling). You’ll generally be instructed to take the first...
Anonymous asked: You wrote about her in your livejournal and said that she was a bitch that ruined your friendship with someone, etc.
Anonymous asked: ummmmmmm the bitch with the glasses and red hair in the "human sexuality" video from middle school is fugly. you don't have to post this.
I love @drummax
Me: Oh no, Tru has a big red spot on her face. Tru, you gotta stop rubbing your face on sharp things!
Max: Kate, you gotta stop giving the cat hickeys!
In my experience, the only reason people talk bitterly about others is because...– Gala Darling
Anonymous asked: Have you ever listened to "Go Places" by the New Pornographers? I was listening to it today and I thought to myself, "Kate Sloan would do a wonderful rendition of this song."
Hope you're having a beautiful Friday
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I'm bored so I'm filling out Gala's style survey
I skimp when buying: A lot of stuff… “Fast fashion” & Value Village are the best options for my budget! I am the worst about buying cheap underwear though. Like, currently I’m wearing a pair of pink polka-dotted hipster panties that I bought for something like $2 at Honest Ed’s. (They are cute, though.) I splurge when buying: Boots. I have four pairs of Dr....
Things I Love Thursday
-watching the new Harry Potter movie with the boyf -icewater -crazy twisted updos -Kronk’s New Groove with Emily -remembering past achievements -carrot cupcakes with pink cream cheese icing -Arena & Emily ♥ -“I feel like this outfit makes me look really whorish.” “I know, you look beautiful!” -long, slow trawls through Book City -the sketchy, mega-cheap...
tokentaylor: The Softies - You and Only...
Naturally, it’s pretty much impossible for me to give an overview of every album that I recommend. When talking to people one-on-one about music, it’s easier to suss out what kind of thing they might enjoy & then give them a recommendation based on that. This is much trickier on the internet with a generalized audience, naturally. However, here are some albums that I LOVE &...
Stop saying inappropriate things to women on the street. We do not enjoy it & it will get you nowhere. Do you really think you’re being charming when you make lewd comments about our legs & tits & ass? Do you really think we’re swooning onto the ground because you’ve articulated your impure thoughts about our bodies? Do you really think you’re making us feel...
Clean Sweep →
If you’re satisfied with your life & want to know where to go from here, see how you’re doing on this checklist.
Ask for what you want. You know it’s true — if you don’t ask, how will anyone...– Gala Darling
I could see you at a party, Kate, being like ‘You guys, all of your...– a Formspringer on how they think I would behave at a typical teenage party (I lol’ed forever)
Anonymous asked: I'd wear that beautiful fucking royal blue sequin dress everyday!
a question to combat sartorial stagnancy:
If you were me & had my wardrobe, what would you wear?
Anonymous asked: Kate, you generously pour information out about yourself on the internet; a gift to the world. But what's something that your readers DON'T yet know about you? What's something surprising about you that most people don't know??
Anonymous asked: 5,12, 26
jamiebasso: THESE ARE ACTUALLY GOOD QUESTIONS omg ask me sum yrmother: the person i like and why i like them. a famous person i’ve been compared to. 5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex. the best thing that has happened to me this week. weird things i do when i’m alone. how i’d spend ten thousand bucks. things i like and things i don’t like about the way i look. my...
things to try this week
1. Put some money in a place you don’t look too often, so you’ll delight yourself when you discover it later. (I sometimes leave a $10 bill in the back pocket of my Moleskine & usually totally forget it exists until I finish the notebook, at which point it’s like a reward for writing so much!) 2. Incorporate lingerie & swimsuits into your everyday attire. 3. Purchase...
writin' myself happy
I am so grateful for my gorgeous laptop, which is my sleek & sexy gateway to the universe. I am so grateful for wicked technologies like Skype & instant messengers & social networking websites which have been created for the sole purpose of helping us make connections. I am so grateful that I gave online dating a shot & it worked so well for me. I am so grateful that OkCupid has...
Anonymous asked: i FINALLY went out and bought some virgin coconut oil after asking you obsessively about your skincare routine on formspring. STOKED to try it tonight:) do you have any tips for applying it? or do you just wash your face, scoop it out and lather it on?