March 2012
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Whoa, Law of Attraction realization.
14 days ago, I tweeted, “I love my bed,” and then TWO DAYS LATER, my dad offered to buy me a bigger bed.
So basically, when you appreciate what you already have, it can only bring you more awesomeness.
I love when I notice weird shit like that in my life!
fetfet50-deactivated20121029 asked: Reminds me of herstory. :P No, fanmail is the new Tumblr message function. Look in the top right corner of any blog you've been following for more than 24 hours. should be a little envelope.
fetfet50-deactivated20121029 asked: Womynfolk? OK now I feel kind of ridiculous. Sure, do you do a fanmail thing? And what is a gratitude list?
Anonymous asked: Do you run/jog?
fetfet50-deactivated20121029 asked: No anon. Just feeling pretty down tonight. I do not treat people right, especially those of opposite genders. Bleh I am a jerk. How are you?
Any curious anons out there tonight?
I’m bored, guys. Ask me something.
“When you march to your own beat, you’re going to piss people off because it...”
– Kris Carr
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To the anon who had a dream about me, tempeh, and...
Pretty awesome, bro.
I wish we had radical feminist coffee shops in Toronto.
Although, the Women’s Bookstore does have a little café space in the back, which is pretty nifty.
Anonymous asked: ;LSDAJKFAS;LDKJFA;LKFJDS A;LFJDSF YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS ASLDFJASD;LFKJ
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So I've applied to several jobs and gotten zero...
…which makes me think that maybe the universe has better plans for me this summer.
I got an idea tonight that zoomed into my skull like a cartoon cheetah and now I’m making crazy creative plans.
Hmmmmm.
(Also, my mom offered to pay me to write a guest post on her blog about the Ugly Meter. hahaha)
For that person who thinks James Deen is bad... →
…here is a great article that basically says everything I tried to say, but better.
It's weird that my mom reads my blog now.
Guess I can’t talk about sex toys here anymore, eh? ;P
Naw, just kidding. I’m too stoked about this not to mention it: I’ve become a member of the EdenFantasys advanced contributor program, which means they’ll periodically send me items for free in exchange for a review. The first item I chose is a book of spanking erotica. Wooooo!
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fromthehighbridge replied to your post: fromthehighbridge replied to your quote: Sex… :)Oh, I definitely agree that he’s very sweet on film and makes some of the most “female-friendly” porn out there. I just find his personal statements to be somewhat in opposition to the way he is portrayed on film and by the media (out of space…).
I don’t know, maybe it’s because...
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I e-mailed Lelo's customer service people...
…to tell them that the Nea I bought four years ago is not strong enough and I’m interested in getting a different toy instead.
They offered me a 50% discount on a new toy if I return the old one, so I think imma get a Mia when my next paycheque comes in. Woooo.
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fromthehighbridge replied to your quote: Sex should be fun and make you smile. Have you read his twitter feed? It’s a little shocking. (Yo check out this gurrlll I get to bang later!!) (Dude as I get older I think my dick gets smaller…life sucks.) etc, stuff like that. A far cry from the pleasant hype I had heard of him (female-friendly!?)…but I…
I have read his Twitter, and I think...
“Sex should be fun and make you smile.”
– James Deen
I had a dream that Damian had hidden an engagement...
So romantic, yet not.
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“Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.”
– Hunter S. Thompson
illuminatears asked: Your hair is so gorgeous! I have curly hair and I'm working on taming this beast. Do you have any advice?
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cesarcervantes replied to your post: things that piss me off #75926: I get your point, but… wow.. kind of an agressive way to say it
Aggression is called for. It is, after all, a post about something that pisses me off. And a seemingly small piece of ignorance that has caused women to feel bad about their genitals for centuries. I think that warrants some rage, though you’re free to...
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things that piss me off #75926:
People who don’t understand the function of the clitoris.
(Yeah, I used the word “people.” It’s not all men who are ignorant to the clit!)
You guys, it’s women’s PRIMARY PLEASURE SOURCE. What the penis is to men, the clit is to women. Don’t ignore this fact!
If you expect a woman to climax during intercourse, odds are excellent (anywhere from 80% to...
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“I actually have two houses. This house here, it’s only for sleeping and...”
– Karl Lagerfeld
Anonymous asked: 9, 38 (ew I lowkey hate this one though because why not both??!!), 6, 50
Obscure questions to ask me!
1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
22: Which continents have you been on?
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
24: Backpacks or satchels?
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
30: The latest you've ever slept?
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
32: Do you pick at scabs?
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
34: How far can you throw a baseball?
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
47: City or nature person?
48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
iamnotsubtle asked: have you ever tried marijuana?
“If you hear a voice within you saying ‘you can not paint,’ then by all means...”
– Vincent Van Gogh
Just totally revamped my Tumblr theme.
UH IT’S WEIRD AND SCARY.
I guess it’ll grow on me eventually.
(By the way, not sure if you guys knew this, but you can now get to my Tumblr even faster by going to katesloan.ca.)
Anonymous asked: Could it be a chakra thing? Blue is the color of the third eye/communication chakra!
Do you think there is a reason why someone might...
Royal blue has been my “power color” for over 4 years now and I’ve wondered a lot why I like it so much. I know it’s very flattering with my coloring, but when have I ever liked something simply for being flattering on me?!
WatchPlaying Ski Lift’s song “Too,” the original version of which you can listen to a clip of here.
Anonymous asked: You work at porn store?
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Link me to your favorite Etsy shops?
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“It’s estimated that 75% of women cannot orgasm from penetrative sex alone. Oh...”
– CoCo LaCrème
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“‘I don’t understand how you can be a style blogger & talk about...”
– Gala Darling 