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MAC Heartless lipstick came in the mail today. It’s more sheer than I was expecting, but still gorgeous. An orange-tending cherry red with a really nice creamy formula. A+

MAC Heartless lipstick came in the mail today. It’s more sheer than I was expecting, but still gorgeous. An orange-tending cherry red with a really nice creamy formula. A+

I don’t know what my hair is doing right now but it looks pretty cute. It almost looks like I have short hair…

Oh, people who think that “disagreeing” with the “homosexual lifestyle” doesn’t count as homophobia.

I get it. The label of “homophobe” worries you because it sounds so aggressive and blatant. And you don’t blatantly hate homosexuals, right? You just don’t “agree” with how they “choose” to live their lives.

Yeah, I’d like to see you try to tell a black person that you don’t “agree with” their blackness, and see if you can get away with adding “but I’m not a racist; I hate racists!”

That shit would never work. And it’s the exact same thing, in a different form.

Soap Operas

bonnieam:

Oh Mr. Mayer!!

jhnmyr:

In the fictional universe of Soap Operas, do you think Soap Operas exist? Most movies acknowledge that movies exist. Most TV families own a television. So do Soap Operas play against a backdrop where somewhere in their universe on television a Soap Opera is playing? And if so, don’t you think at one point in the history of the genre, somebody on a Soap Opera would have pointed out that their life was just like one? “Wait, the priest that married us is the father of our twins? This is exactly like…like… something that would happen to us! I’m sorry, I thought I had a point to make!!”

My mom is watching General Hospital right next to me at the moment and it made me think of this old blog post of John Mayer’s.