-i got up at like 8am without an alarm clock or anything
-received a beautiful hot pink rechargeable waterproof vibrator in the mail
-made soup while watching an old episode of SNL and laughing my ass off
-put tons of ginger in the soup, which is THE MOST COMFORTING THING EVER
-received my first credit card in the mail, then went out and got it activated
-used said credit card to purchase a video of my favorite porn star fucking his IRL girlfriend
-am wearing a very comfortable and cute outfit (cashmere all winter long, baby)
-there are oatmeal cookies in my kitchen
-made plans with the boyfriend for him to come over later
-read a few chapters of the book i have to read for school, and it’s gooood
-just received a $300 paycheque from a sex toy retailer, yeeee
Anonymous said: are you a sex toy reviewer? why do retailers send you money?
Yep, I review sex toys. I don’t get paid to review the toys though – they send me toys for free and then I make a certain amount of commission when people use my links to buy the toys I recommend.
i’d just like to point out to all female feminists on tumblr that have an opinion on
circumcision be it good or bad
YOU DON’T HAVE A PENIS, YOU DON’T GET AN OPINION
i await the tides of angry feminists
I don’t like the view of “you don’t have this body part, so you don’t get to have an opinion,” whether it’s applied to circumcision, abortion, reproductive rights, or what.
You don’t need to have a certain body part(s) to know plenty about it from an objective standpoint. Instead of focusing on who it’s coming from, let’s focus on what they’re saying.
It’s not too much to ask men and boys to “look, but don’t touch.” A young woman who wants to be noticed, even desired, without being assaulted isn’t making an unreasonable request. She’s not defying the facts of biology. She’s asking to be watched, appreciated, and left unharmed. Saying that she’s asking to be raped is like saying that a talented actor who portrays an unsympathetic villain particularly well on screen is asking to be attacked by an outraged member of the movie-going public. There’s a difference between a performance and an invitation, and it’s not that hard—really, it’s not—to distinguish the two.
Sexy Halloween Costumes for Girls Don’t Cause Rape — The Good Men Project
- Me: I got all excited because PinkCherry was having a sale, but then I saw that it was only on California Exotics toys.
- Damian: I hate them! They made that toy that you hated! ...I know too much about sex toys.