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Sale alert:

Right now you can use the code PINK25 to get 25% off anything and everything at PinkCherry! Canadians click here; Americans click here.

I highly, highly recommend you snap up a Comet Wand (Canadians click here; Americans click here) because $30 for one of the best G-spot dildos EVER is a hella amazing deal. Truuuuust, it’s a solid toy.

In 2011, Glickman wrote a column entitled “How Pegging Can Save the World,” arguing that no other erotic experience a man can undergo can create greater empathy with women than being penetrated by his partner. “For men who have never been on the receiving side of penetration, sex is something that happens outside the body. And when sex is external to your body, it can be easier to do when you have a headache or you’re not quite in the mood. A lot of men discover than when sex is about catching rather than pitching, their mood, their emotions, and their connection to a partner can often have a bigger influence on what they want to do and how it feels.” Men, Glickman and Emirzian suggest optimistically, will be a lot less likely to rush foreplay once they’ve experienced how long it takes to relax sufficiently in order to comfortably take a dildo (or other sex toy) in the ass.

—Hugo Schwyzer on Charlie Glickman

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Glass dildos are so pretty ♥ 

Last week I ordered this one with my reward points at EdenFantasys, and then they sent me an e-mail offering me some additional toys to review fo’ freez, so I requested the Sweet Lola and Royal Adventure. Luv me sum glass.

Glass dildos are so pretty ♥

Last week I ordered this one with my reward points at EdenFantasys, and then they sent me an e-mail offering me some additional toys to review fo’ freez, so I requested the Sweet Lola and Royal Adventure. Luv me sum glass.

SEX TOY SALES!

There’s some sick-ass sales going on at EdenFantasys right now. Here are some sale items that I heartily recommend…

The Lelo Mona (on sale for $102) is maybe the best luxury G-spot vibrator out there. And it can also be used clitorally. And in the bath. WIN!

My favorite glass dildo is on sale for $19. If you’ve never tried glass before, or don’t know where your G-spot is, this one is great!

Tantus’ new-ish Pack ‘n’ Play is great if you or your partner likes to strap it on. It’s squishy enough that it can fit into pants for a night out beforehand.

CalEx’s Silicone Jack Rabbit is one of the few body-safe rotating-shaft rabbits I’ve found. Good for someone who likes a lot of stimulation.

The Tantus Vamp is an Edward Cullen dildo. Pale, sparkly, and can be refrigerated for further authenticity. Hey, whatever turns your crank!

The Acute is truly one of the best G-spot dildos I’ve ever encountered, and it’s also super cheap and small enough for beginners/virgins.

Want a Halloween-themed dildo? Now’s the time.

I’m very delighted to have been sent the new Jopen Key Comet Wand. I think it’s the next big thing in G-spotting!

I’m very delighted to have been sent the new Jopen Key Comet Wand. I think it’s the next big thing in G-spotting!

Folks, I feel it’s my duty to tell you that there are still some awesome Cyber Monday sales going on at EdenFantasys.

This amazing Fun Factory vibrator is 30% off right now. It has some of the rumbliest vibes I’ve ever come across in a rechargeable toy.

The Boosty, a weird textured plug that looks like ice cream, is also 30% off.

The exquisite Mona 2 is on sale for only $89. It is the perfect G-spot vibe.

The Lelo Siri, a miraculously rumbly clitoral vibe, is also on sale.

So is the Ella, Lelo’s luxury G-spot dildo, and the Mia, their small lipstick-shaped vibe that charges via USB.

Check out all the sale items. If you’ve been thinking about buying a luxury toy, this is a great time to do it!

EdenFantasys is having a terrific Black Friday sale (and it’s only Wednesday!). Here are my recommendations if you want to treat yourself to some awesome toys for cheap…

The Tantus Echo is a fantastic introduction to texture. It’s all ripply and definitely knows its way around a G-spot. Plus this version has an extra-long shaft that acts as a handle for crazy-fast thrusting. Magic.

The Tantus Tsunami is even more textured, and has a nifty little curve at the end for hitting the much-lauded A-spot (a.k.a. anterior fornix). And it comes in pretty colors.

The Mark O2 is one of my favorite realistic toys (well, it’s not that realistic, seeing as it comes in this badass black shade). It’s average-sized, so if you’re very much not a size queen and a 5-incher sounds more your style, this is a great choice.

The Dai-Do #4 is a ridgy dildo made of aluminum (!!) that’s only 1 1/8” in diameter – so it would be a decent choice for someone who’s never used a dildo before and wants to try something textured and luxe but affordable.

It’s a great world we live in, people. Our dildos are no longer confined to penis shapes, veins, and splotches of terrifying pubic hair. We do not need our dildos to look remotely like penises because — oh yeah — masturbation is for us.

—Epiphora

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srsly:

BATCOCK.

srsly:

BATCOCK.

If this isn’t the Hulk’s dick, I don’t know what is.

"Porn Star Hulk" cosplay, anyone?

If this isn’t the Hulk’s dick, I don’t know what is.

"Porn Star Hulk" cosplay, anyone?