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working on my Hitachi review

ugh I hate this thing

…okay, maybe “hate” is a strong word. I dislike it.

GUESS WHO JUST ORDERED A HITACHI?

This guy.

I also got a couple of other weird things… The Love Bone and the Boosty.

Excitement!!

Also, magnificently, I didn’t have to pay anything for any of these things because I have a bunch of gift cards saved up from writing articles for EF. Sweet times, bro.

Come to mama.

Come to mama.

For that last anon who wanted a good vibrator for under $50:

I dug up some options for you:

The Xtreme Pack G-spot bullet is $28 and gets consistently good reviews for both internal and external use.

The Wahl is $37 and is actually meant to be a massager, so it’s very strong and very quiet.

And of course, there’s the Hitachi. It’s $54 and is widely considered one of the strongest vibes you can get - it’s used in porn all the time.

If you order from EdenFantasys, use the coupon code “V97” to get 15% off your order!

Also, if you have a cold or sinus infection, you can put [the Hitachi Magic Wand] on your nose and turn it on - it will make you sneeze until your sinus is cleared (really, until you turn it off).

—a crafty Redditor

(Source: reddit.com)