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Movember armpits, y’all. Plus a bonus picture of me showing off my almost-worn-down-to-the-bottom tube of Russian Red.

P.S. If you see any armpit hair fetishists reblog this, go leave them messages telling them to fuck right off for not caring about my lack of consent in the situation.

my top 10 beauty essentials, currently

1. Lush Angels on Bare Skin facial cleanser
I needed a cleanser that was scrubby, but not drying. After spending much time poring over the Lush website, I chose this one. It has a soft clay-like texture and comes in a little plastic tub. The ground almonds exfoliate, while the clay soaks up excess oil. It has a lovely herbal smell and cleanses my combination-to-dry skin very well.

2. Lush Celestial moisturizer
Celestial is a whipped moisturizer full of skin-nourishing ingredients, like almond oil and cocoa butter. All you need is a little pea-sized amount, spread over a damp face, to do the trick. It has saved my dried-out winter skin!

3. L’Oreal Lineur Intense liquid eyeliner w/ brush tip
Best liquid eyeliner ever. I’ve been using this stuff almost every day since I was in the eighth grade - I think I’ve gone through about 5 bottles at this point. It’s smooth, creamy, and goes on really black. The only downside is that it’s not waterproof, so I’ve cried it off a few times. If I think I’m going to be crying, I use a different liner.

4. Unrefined coconut oil
That picture isn’t the brand I use, as I think the kind I use is just the “house brand” of my local health food shop. Most virgin coconut oils are pretty similar though. I use this oil as an eye cream and a lip balm now, but I’ve used it as a facial moisturizer off-and-on for years and it works very well for that. It certainly takes some adjusting to get used to the feeling of oil on your skin, but once you accept that it’s not clogging your pores and it’s actually doing a lot of good, it just feels nice. I used to put some on after washing at night and then just wipe off the excess in the morning.

5. Lush Mask of Magnaminty face mask
I stopped buying this mask because it was a little out of my price range, but I haven’t been able to find one I like as much. I use Queen Helene’s Mint Julep Masque these days, and I’ve tried various other clay masks in the past, but they just don’t have the scrubbiness/exfoliation factor that MoM does.

6. MAC Russian Red matte lipstick
Will there ever be a better matte red lipstick? I severely doubt it.

7. Colgate Total toothpaste
This is the toothpaste I use on my teeth, yes, but I also use a little bit on acne spots when they come up. It works surprisingly well for this purpose.

8. Vanilla mint Chapstick
I bought this on a whim and it has such a nice scent, and is very moisturizing. My other favorite lip balms are berry-flavored Blistex and anything by Burt’s Bees.

9. MAC Liquidlast liquid liner in Herizon Blue
My mom bought this for me at the MAC counter when she saw me staring at it like a hungry wolf. I am so glad she did. About half my clothes are royal blue, so it’s obviously necessary for me to own an eyeliner to match. This stuff is ridiculously waterproof and very brightly colored - the perfect complement to any of my crazy blue-from-head-to-toe outfits, or just as a little accent on a simple outfit.

10. Garnier Fresh eye makeup remover
I’m on my second bottle of this. It’s formulated for sensitive eyes, meaning it has the same pH balance as tears and never stings or reddens. I put some on a cotton ball, hold it against my eyelid for a few moments, and then wipe away all my makeup.

mac ladies on Flickr.Nuit Blanche last year. We are pretty ladies.

mac ladies on Flickr.

Nuit Blanche last year. We are pretty ladies.